trying to talk to someone you like
i had a really bad dream that i accidentally bought a hot dog for $80
That sounds like the Hotdogs they sell at sport stadiums around the world
lol im dying…so much pride for my people! we are great bad dancers
As a new pope is being chosen, smoke billows from the Sistine Chapel in indicate whether the Roman Catholic cardinals have made a decision.
Here’s a handy guide to what each color means.
I wanna lose 20 pounds but I don’t want to have to give up any food and I don’t want to have to workout help
Simple…cut off your leg thats about 20lbs right there
This is hilarious